I Craft So I Don't Strangle People T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I craft so I don't strangle people." is printed in fun, playful typography above a whimsical yarn monster, exuding a light-hearted tone. The monster's features — a mix of pink, purple, blue, yellow, and green — create an engaging, kawaii cartoon style that draws the eye. This shirt appeals to anyone who finds joy in crafting, offering a humorous nod to the patience it requires. It resonates especially well with crafters and DIY enthusiasts who appreciate the balance of creativity and humor in their hobbies. Wear this unique tee to a craft fair or a cozy meetup with fellow crafters, and share a laugh over the challenges of staying sane while getting crafty.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What type of graphic style is used?
The design features a kawaii cartoon style, showcasing a playful yarn monster that adds a light-hearted touch to the shirt.
What does the phrase on the shirt imply?
The phrase humorously highlights the therapeutic nature of crafting, suggesting that creative activities can help manage stress.
Is this shirt suitable for gifting to a friend who crafts?
Absolutely! It makes a fun and relatable gift for friends who enjoy crafting, providing both humor and personality.
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