I Don't Believe In God, Because That Would Mean Believing In Myself - Sentient T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN BELIEVING IN MYSELF." —SENTIENT WATER BEAR captures a whimsical water bear character, illustrated in a colorful cartoon style. The design showcases a vivid blend of blue, pink, green, and yellow hues, creating a lively backdrop for the text. This shirt is tailored for anyone who enjoys a humorous take on existential themes, especially those who appreciate a lighthearted look at self-belief. It's a great fit for casual meetups or days spent reflecting on life's deeper meanings, inviting conversation among friends. The cheerful water bear adds an element of fun, making it suitable for those who enjoy quirky, thought-provoking apparel.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the design say?
The shirt features the quote, "I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN BELIEVING IN MYSELF." attributed to a sentient water bear.
What style is used for the water bear?
The artwork is illustrated in a colorful cartoon style, with bright colors like blue, pink, green, and yellow enhancing its playful vibe.
Who is likely to enjoy this design?
It's aimed at individuals who appreciate humor and quirky themes, particularly those who enjoy exploring concepts of self-belief in a light-hearted way.
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