Playing Dead Until This Is Over Opossum Humor T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"Playing Dead Until This Is Over" is humorously illustrated alongside a whimsical depiction of an opossum, perfectly capturing the essence of a laid-back attitude. The artwork features light beige, white, and soft brown tones that create a charming, lighthearted vibe. This design resonates with anyone who enjoys dark humor or relatable moments of procrastination, making it ideal for days when you just want to hit pause on reality. The playful nature of the opossum and its humorous stance makes it a delightful choice for casual gatherings, where laughter is guaranteed. It's a light-hearted reminder that sometimes, it's okay to take a step back and relax amidst life's chaos.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the opossum represent in this design?
The opossum symbolizes a humorous, laid-back approach to dealing with stressful situations, capturing a relatable sense of procrastination.
Are the colors in the design bright or muted?
The colors are muted, featuring light beige, white, and soft brown, which enhance the whimsical nature of the design and keep it approachable.
Is the text integral to the artwork or just an addition?
The text is integral to the artwork, adding context and enhancing the humorous message conveyed by the playful illustration of the opossum.
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